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When we meet, you fill my eyes; When we part you fill my heart.

Only you can make my heart crumble…

A sensual full body massage is in your very near future.

You will spend the rest of your life with the man (or girl) of your dreams…

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am so happy that I love you!

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

I love you with all my heart, and am more fortune-ate than all the fortune cookies in the world because I have you.

You need only to understand that it is not necessary to understand, but only to enjoy… in bed!

Just know as you go through each day there is one thing I wish I could say, you make me smile with every thought of you.

It is your good fortune to share life’s special moments with the one you love.

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

A thrilling night is in your future… in bed.

Thank You Fortune Cookie Sayings

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
 Unknown

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
 Marcel Proust

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.
 Author Unknown

There is a calmness to a life lived in Gratitude, a quiet joy.
 Ralph H. Blum  ( American Author )

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world.
 Joseph Addison

To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.
 Johannes A. Gaertner

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.
 Cicero

Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.
 Sarah Ban Breathnach

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.
 Seneca

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.
 Henry Ward Beecher

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
 Meister Eckhardt

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.  Malayan Proverb


Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls.  David Thomas

Not what we give,
But what we share,
For the gift
without the giver
Is bare.
James Russell Lowell


Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.  G.B. Stern


I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.  William Shakespeare


The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.  John E. Southard


I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.  G.K. Chesterton


I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.  Author Unknown


The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.  Oscar Wilde


Gratitude is the memory of the heart.  Jean Baptiste Massieu, translated from French


How far that little candle throws his beams!
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
William Shakespeare


It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.  Author Unknown


Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.  Mark Twain


How beautiful a day can be
When kindness touches it!
George Elliston


We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.  Thornton Wilder


I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.  Benjamin Disraeli


Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel.  Author Unknown 

A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.
- Grace Pulpit

One can never pay in gratitude:
one can only pay 'in kind' somewhere else in life.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When someone comes along who genuinely thanks us, we will follow that person a very long way.
Alan Loy McGinnis

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
St. Ambrose

Appreciation is a wonderful thing;
it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Voltaire

The applause of a single human being is of great consequence.
Samuel Johnson

Flattery is from the teeth out.
Sincere appreciation is from the heart out.
Dale Carnegie

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation.
Go find somebody's hand and squeeze it... while there is still time.
Dale Dauten


Saying thank you is more than good manners. It is good spirituality.
- Alfred Painter

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.
- Cicero

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Appreciation can make a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary.
- Margaret Cousins

The deepest craving of human nature is the need to be appreciated.
- William James

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. 
- Jean Baptiste Massieu

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.  - G.B. Stern

Gratitude is the best attitude. 
- Author Unknown

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. 
- Estonian Proverb

We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude. 
- Cynthia Ozick

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. 
- Chinese Proverb


Thanks are justly due for boons unbought.  - Ovid

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel.  -Author Unknown

Thankfulness is the beginning of gratitude. Gratitude is the completion of thankfulness. Thankfulness may consist merely of words. Gratitude is shown in acts.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

For me, giving thanks is a sign of appreciation and gratitude that also brings about a deep sense of peace.
- Wally "Famous" Amos

Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.
- Melody Beattie

No one who achieves success does so without acknowledging the help of others. The wise and confident acknowledge this help with gratitude.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
- William A. Ward

Milestone Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

20th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment. - Ben Franklin

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. - Robert Southey

35th & 30th Birthday Fortune Cookie Quotes

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

40th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire

Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Edward Young

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. - French Proverb

50th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
Joan Rivers

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

60th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Arnold Bennett

What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their grey experience o'er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the worl so long in vain?
John Dryden

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. - Pablo Picasso

Love Fortune Cookie Sayings

You are my sunshine.

You are my one and only.

You will be loved...forever.

Your smile brightens my day.

You will share life's special moments with the one you love.

You are the "home" where my heart is.

You touch my soul.

You make every moment magical.

You are my everything.

You will be awakened in the morning with a kiss.

A soft kiss is in your future.

You make everyday things special.

You will spend quality time with the one you love.

You will soon get unexpected hugs and kisses in unexpected places.

You will receive a romantic card in the mail.

You will be surprised with flowers and dinner.

You are always on my mind.

No one on Earth is as beautiful as you.

You make my heart skip a beat.

There is no place on Earth I'd rather be than with you.

You are proof that my prayers have been answered.

A thrilling time is in your future.

I love you with all my heart.

Destiny brought us together, but love is what keeps us together.

I'm so "fortune-ate" to have you in my life.

A quiet night of cuddling on the couch is in your future.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your fortune is simple: I love you!

Get Well Fortune Cookie Sayings

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.  ~Finley Peter Dunne

Warning:  Humor may be hazardous to your illness.  ~Ellie Katz

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.  ~Johnny Carson

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.  ~W.C. Fields

You have a cough?  Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.  ~Pearl Williams

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.  ~Bill Walton

If you're going through hell, keep going.  ~Winston Churchill

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.  ~Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.  ~Robert Ingersoll

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
-Hubert Humphrey

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
-Orison Swett Marden

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain

Time is the best doctor - Yiddish Proverb

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
- Flip Wilson

Get your rest, and eat your soup and let your little self recoup!

Hope you go from resting and cozy to perky and rosy! Feel Better Soon!

You're being thought about and wished the very best of health.

Roses are red, Violets are neat, just can't wait till You're back on your feet! Get Well Soon!

A happy note of sunshine especially for you... May you feel as good as new very soon.

Happy healing. Get well soon.

Hurry up and feel better soon.

Hope you're on the mend. Get Well Soon!

I hate to think of you lying in bed all day with nothing to do. Why couldn't it be me instead?!

Warm wishes and healing thoughts are being sent your way. Get well soon.

Hoping you feel better and better each day...

Every germ has an angel that watches over it and whispers...
'Die little germ, die!'

May you have a speedy road to recovery. Get well soon.

A faithful friend is the medicine of life -Ecclesiastes 6:16

feel better soon...meanwhile, enjoy the drugs.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle... the cow jumped over the moon...They miss you, you see, 'cause they are like me in wishing you'll get well soon!

Cover up and stay warm. Get well soon.

Hope you're feeling "over the weather" soon.

Feel better...

"Take two of these and call me in the morning."

"Get some rest and drink plenty of water."

Get well soon.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Friends are like medicine; they make you feel better when you're down. Here's a dose of friendship to speed up your recovery!

Sounds like you got a pretty nasty bug... sure hope you get well SOON!

Sorry you haven't been feeling well lately, sure hope you get well soon!

Hang in there...

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it.
Tori Amos

Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy.
Sai Baba

Throughout history, "tender loving care" has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.
Larry Dossey

The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience.
Larry Dossey

Healing most times needs an atmosphere of faith.
Benny Hinn

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
Hubert H. Humphrey

Healing is a moral thing to do.
Jay Inslee

Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing, peace is the measure.
Phyllis McGinley

Healing yourself is connected with healing others.
Yoko Ono

The wish for healing has always been half of health.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
L. J. Suenens

Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is.
Gary Zukav

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
- The Simpsons

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

Nothing risque, nothing gained.  ~Alexander Woollcott

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Tonight you will meet the man of your dreams.

Strange men will suck things off your shirt.

Carry your dildo with pride.

Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
- Woody Allen

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
- Aristotle

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
Colin Chapman

The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
HL Mencken

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
Max Kaufman

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman.

Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds can get you shot.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.  ~Author Unknown

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.  ~Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.  ~Woody Allen

Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.  ~Swami X

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.  ~Woody Allen

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.  ~Author Unknown

Sex is emotion in motion.  ~Mae West

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.  ~Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.  ~Woody Allen

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.  ~Author Unknown

Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.  ~Itsby Stevintary

Kinky is using a feather.  Perverted is using the whole chicken.  ~Author Unknown

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.

This is your last chance to have fun. Live it up!

Over The Hill Fortune Cookie Sayings

You look like a million bucks... all green and wrinkled.

Its all down hill from here.

Where did yesterday go?

Age is just a number.

The worst part of getting old is the smell.

Please chew thoroughly. This is not a pill.

You know you're old when your nose runs and your feet smell.

Old age is a story with a deep plot.

You know you're old when you use words like whippersnapper.

You know your old when you start every story with "when I was
your age."
The longer you live the more beautiful life becomes.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and
lie about your age.

Old age isnít so bad.., when you consider the alternatives.

Remember, once you are over the bill you begin to pick up speed.

Old too soon. Smart too late.

Youíre not getting older.., you just collect wrinkles.

You might be old but youre not extinct!

You're not that old! Demand a recount!

So many candles... So little cake.

You may not he able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it
up again!

You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.

I like my bifocals, my dentures fit me fine, my hearing aid is
perfect, but Lord I miss my mind!

You might be getting old if getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

The secret to staying young is to find an age you really like and stick with it.

Damn, you got old fast!

Over the hill? I don't remember any hill!
Wow! You could roast a turkey over those birthday candles!

Lying about age is easier when you sometimes forgot what it is

 If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
About  the time you learn to make the most of life, the most of it is gone!

You're never too old to become young.

Look forward to continued immaturity followed by death.

I call still cut the mustard. I just need help opening the jar.

Don't worry, senility is a good thing. You're always meeting new friends!

It's always better to wear out than to rust out.

More candles: Bigger wish!

Aged to Perfection!

Just when you finally got your head together your body starts falling apart.

By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence.

Inside every older person is a young person wondering what happened.

It is never too late to be who you might have been.

At my age, I've got an achy, breaky everything.

I've seen it all, I've heard it all, I've done it all, I just can't remember it all.

Classic, Genuine, Antique Person!

Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

You should be feeling great... Youíre still on the right side of the grass!

Success Fortune Cookie Sayings

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
    -Mark Twain

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made."
    -Jean Giraudoux

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
    -Bill Cosby

"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
    -Bertolt Brecht

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled."
    -Richard Feynman

"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
    -Christopher Lasch

"Nothing fails like success."
    -Gerald Nachman

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?"
    -Jean Cocteau

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
    -Lily Tomlin

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
    -Rita Rudner

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."
    -Nancy Astor

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
    -Mark Twain

"Life is an unbroken succession of false situations."
    -Thornton Wilder

"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
    -Fran Lebowitz

"Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his."
    -Franklin P. Jones

"The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else."
    -John Blake

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
    -Henry David Thoreau

"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"
    -Kin Hubbard

"Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others."
    -Jules Renard

"All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else."
    -H. L. Mencken

"A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days."
    -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."
    -Oscar Wilde

"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play."
    -Warren Beatty

"A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all."
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

"Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen."
    -John le Carre

"Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule."
    -Stephen King

"Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings."
    -Arthur Rubinstein

"You always pass failure on the way to success."
    -Mickey Rooney

"A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achievement. In this way he steadily raises his level of aspiration."
    -Kurt Lewin

"To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success."
    -Anna Pavlova