Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
May your every wish be granted… Kelli’s Birthday March 16, 2006
The secret to good friends is no secret to you. Happy Birthday Tammy!
A birthday is one day of a 365 day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!!! Rebecca
Thanks for coming to my sweet 16! ~ Beth January 12, 2001
Happy first birthday Claire! September 29, 2000
Have a birthday as unique and special as you are.
Hope the party never ends! Happy Birthday
Well, that year’s over. On to the next!
Happy Birthday! Hope all your wishes come true.
Celebrate the best things in life. Happy Birthday Mike!
Happy Birthday… and many more.
Celebrate every day! Happy Birthday
Birthday wishes for a wonderful day. Love Mom & Dad
Life… live the heck out of it! Happy Birthday Uncle Jack
Wishing you lots of little perfect birthday moments. Love, Shannon
Wish Justin a happy 13th birthday!
No one with Yetta’s energy, spirit, and love can ever be old.
Your life has been touched by a special woman, consider yourself fortunate and blessed.
Anything is life is possible when you do it with a smile…
May your birthday find you surrounded by the love of friends and family.
Thank you for celebrating with Billie Jean for her 40th.
May good fortune come to you for your birthday!
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Sir Winston Churchill
was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and
said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find
one at the end of your arm.'"
think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular
pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth."
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. "
There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting.
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Milestone Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
20th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment. - Ben Franklin
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. - Robert Southey
35th & 30th Birthday Fortune Cookie Quotes
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
40th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin
The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. - French Proverb
50th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali
60th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their grey experience o'er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the worl so long in vain?
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. - Pablo Picasso
90th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings
"Oh, to be 70 again." Upon seeing
an attractive woman on his 90th birthday.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
32,872 days old...
but who's counting?
90...and STILL the
best looking guy in the room!
They say I just turned 90...
I demand a recount!
Congratulations on completing
52,507,440,000 miles in orbit
around the sun! Way to fly!
90 years old, one owner,
make an offer.
I just turned 90.
What have you done today?
Established in 1922
and the bar is still open.