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Trump Fortune Cookies - Utterly Ridiculous Donald Trump Quotes
Blue fortune cookies filled with some of the most awful Donald Trump quotes...perfect for Clinton supporters or just plain Never Trumpers.
One dozen fortune cookies in each gift box. Free gift message included.


 
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This colorful gift shouts fun to all Never Trumpers who open it. Inside you'll find a dozen blue fortune cookies in our classic vanilla flavor, filled with some of the most awful Donald Trump quotes...perfect for Clinton supporters or just plain Never Trumpers.. All are individually sealed in cellophane and nested in cheery festive sizzle shred. What a fun way to celebrate this wild election season. See below for examples of the fortunes.
Our Price: $19.00

Custom Fortune Cookies: Ships Same Day

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Here are just some of the Trump pearls of wisdom inside these fortune cookies:

THE BEAUTY OF ME IS THAT I’M VERY RICH.

IF I WERE TO RUN, I’D RUN AS A REPUBLICAN. THEY’RE THE DUMBEST GROUP OF VOTERS.

I LOVE CHINA. THEIR LEADERS ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN OUR LEADERS.

I WOULD BUILD A GREAT WALL… AND I WILL HAVE MEXICO PAY FOR THAT WALL.

SADLY, THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD.

IF HILLARY CLINTON CAN’T SATISFY HER HUSBAND WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE CAN SATISFY AMERICA?

YOU KNOW, IT REALY DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE MEDIA WRITES AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT A YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ASS.

THE HISPANICS LOVE ME.

SORRY LOSERS AND HATERS, BUT MY I.Q. IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST - AND YOU ALL KNOW IT!

I’M SORRY CLINTON, BUT MY ANCESTORS DIDN’T MAKE THEIR WAY TO THIS GREAT COUNTRY TO HAVE IMMIGRANTS COME IN AND TAKE THEIR JOBS!!!

I COULD STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF 5TH AVENUE AND SHOOT SOMEBODY AND I WOULDN’T LOSE VOTERS.

I’VE SAID IF IVANKA WEREN’T MY DAUGHTER, PERHAPS I’D BE DATING HER.
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Trump fortune cookies October 18, 2016
Reviewer: Anonymous Person  
The cookies and packaging are adorable! We are serving them at our Election night party!!

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