Here are just some of the Trump pearls of wisdom inside these fortune cookies:
THE BEAUTY OF ME IS THAT I’M VERY RICH.
IF I WERE TO RUN, I’D RUN AS A REPUBLICAN. THEY’RE THE DUMBEST GROUP OF VOTERS.
I LOVE CHINA. THEIR LEADERS ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN OUR LEADERS.
I WOULD BUILD A GREAT WALL… AND I WILL HAVE MEXICO PAY FOR THAT WALL.
SADLY, THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD.
IF HILLARY CLINTON CAN’T SATISFY HER HUSBAND WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE CAN SATISFY AMERICA?
YOU KNOW, IT REALY DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE MEDIA WRITES AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT A YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ASS.
THE HISPANICS LOVE ME.
SORRY LOSERS AND HATERS, BUT MY I.Q. IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST - AND YOU ALL KNOW IT!
I’M
SORRY CLINTON, BUT MY ANCESTORS DIDN’T MAKE THEIR WAY TO THIS GREAT
COUNTRY TO HAVE IMMIGRANTS COME IN AND TAKE THEIR JOBS!!!
I COULD STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF 5TH AVENUE AND SHOOT SOMEBODY AND I WOULDN’T LOSE VOTERS.
I’VE SAID IF IVANKA WEREN’T MY DAUGHTER, PERHAPS I’D BE DATING HER.