My Guarantee and Promise To You
Mike Fry, America's original flavored
Our fortune cookies are outrageously, insanely delicious, fun, and
flavorful—the best tasting fortune cookies you've ever had, period. How
do I know that? Because I've dedicated the last 23 years to perfecting
the recipes for my unique, gourmet fortune cookies. And because of our
high quality and stellar reputation, we've had a huge array of
celebrities, movie stars and business moguls buy and use our fortune
cookies for both their private and major events.
Our main focus is in creating memorable events for people just like you.
Trust Fancy Fortune Cookies® to send you fabulous cookies:
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• Best tasting fortune cookies made from the highest quality ingredients
• Fresh baked and handmade with loving care
• American-made in our Indianapolis bakery
• Quick turnaround for your order because we do everything in-house, even printing your fortunes
While it’s a trade secret how we get such fantastic, vivid flavors into
our gourmet fortune cookies, unlike all the other guys, we use only the
very finest, freshest ingredients possible. That’s why our lemon cookies
taste like real lemons—not like artificial lemon flavoring formulated
in a lab (typically from chemicals, crude oil or coal tar).
Fancy Fortune Cookies® have been featured in dozens of TV shows, books,
magazines and newspapers. Click here to see why famous internet pioneer
Seth Godin chose Fancy Fortune Cookies® as one of America's unique
All our items are also backed by our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Your
satisfaction is not enough—we want you to be ecstatic with everything
you order from Fancy Fortune Cookies®.
Our customer service magicians are here to help insure that you get the
cookies you need, when you want them. If you should need to return
something, please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or call
us at 1-888-776-6611 within 7 days of receiving your order for
authorization on a return. We will accept authorized returns as long as
the items are unused and in the original packaging.
P.S. One more thing: if you still have doubts, we’ve been a member in
good standing with the Indianapolis chapter of the Better Business
Bureau for over 12 years. You may call them at 317-488-2222 to inquire
about us. The gold standard for good business practices is to make sure
companies you shop with have been certified by the BBB for 5 years or
Wishing you the best of fortune,
Fancy Fortune Cookies® is not responsible for packages that are delayed
due to extreme weather, natural disasters, acts of God, delays caused by
events out of our control, or delays caused by incorrect or incomplete
NOTE TO SCAMMERS AND OTHER PEOPLE WITH ILL INTENT:
We’re fortunate that 99.9% of our customers are fabulous people with
wonderful integrity. This message is a warning to the other .1% (and we
know who you are!). We’re a small, family owned and operated business,
and we won’t tolerate malicious ordering activity. Those who are
responsible for fraudulent orders will be prosecuted to the full extent
of the law. And that’s also my guarantee!