Bachelorette Fortune Cookie Sayings
Fortune Cookies Sayings and ideas for any Bachelorette party or event!
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Bachelorette Fortune Cookie Sayings:
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
- The Simpsons
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Nothing risque, nothing gained. ~Alexander Woollcott
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
Tonight you will meet the man of your dreams.
Strange men will suck things off your shirt.
Carry your dildo with pride.
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
- Woody Allen
The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman.
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds can get you shot.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
Anticipation makes the hard-on longer. ~Itsby Stevintary
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
This is your last chance to have fun. Live it up!