Bachelorette Fortune Cookie Sayings Fortune Cookies Sayings and ideas for any Bachelorette party or event! Want custom fortune cookies for a bachelorette party but need help coming up with what to say? Look no further! Bachelorette Fortune Cookie Sayings: Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. - The Simpsons Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway Nothing risque, nothing gained.  ~Alexander Woollcott One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! Tonight you will meet the man of your dreams. Strange men will suck things off your shirt. Carry your dildo with pride. Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. - Woody Allen The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men. - Aristotle The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. Colin Chapman The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do. HL Mencken I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late. Max Kaufman Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds can get you shot. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.  ~Author Unknown Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.  ~Woody Allen Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.  ~Woody Allen Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.  ~Swami X Sex relieves tension - love causes it.  ~Woody Allen I think I could fall madly in bed with you.  ~Author Unknown Sex is emotion in motion.  ~Mae West Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.  ~Woody Allen Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.  ~Woody Allen I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.  ~Author Unknown Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.  ~Itsby Stevintary Kinky is using a feather.  Perverted is using the whole chicken.  ~Author Unknown I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. This is your last chance to have fun. Live it up!